ilovemesomefreakingpie:

averypottersenioryear:

if drake and josh has taught me one thing, it’s that orange rhymes with doorhinge

I FEEL FULFILLED WITH THIS KNOWLEDGE THANK FUCK.

(Source: twistedthemusical, via mjolkk)

sirdoctorandhisrose:

synchronoise-ity:

Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor

“get in the fucking tardis GOD”

“this planet is disgusting; bland, wet. it’s embarrassing” 

doctor, where are we?

“in the shit.” 

(Source: threelivestoiled, via xxgoldie12xx)

dean-or-alive:

If the judge in the case against Amanda Bynes doesn’t finish by saying “court dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters” then I’m going to be really mad

(via blrpp)