if drake and josh has taught me one thing, it’s that orange rhymes with doorhinge
I FEEL FULFILLED WITH THIS KNOWLEDGE THANK FUCK.
Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor
“get in the fucking tardis GOD”
“this planet is disgusting; bland, wet. it’s embarrassing”
doctor, where are we?
“in the shit.”
If the judge in the case against Amanda Bynes doesn’t finish by saying “court dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters” then I’m going to be really mad